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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

14.06.2025 16:22

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Yes sir it is.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What are some of your shocking stories?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

{RING} {RING}

HELLO

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is it possible to run away from home at 16? What are some essential items to bring for survival?

After a few moments he returns.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?